December 2009
31 posts
This is a great read. Here’s a random snippet:
I listened to hundreds of hours of music while riding subways. I overshot my home stop less than half-a-dozen times because I was drunk, and once because I was flirting with a thick-legged blonde dressed in gingham who was on the way home from her shift at a barbecue joint. I got her number but never called.
The End of the 00s: Made in New...
The Upper East Side — where dog turds are scattered like shrapnel.
Holy frozen snotballs it’s cold out. I guess this is where the long underwear hotscursion starts…
Impromptu 3-mile Manhattan hike to get the blood moving. Needed some ‘fresh air’ and ‘sunlight’.
Dear Santa: I think you misread my Xmas list as ‘the flu’ was definitely not on it. I’d have preferred the coal instead.
Who wants to drink tonight? Is there anyone left in NYC?
is packing and headed to the airport here in the heartland. NYC, I’m on my way. Who wants to play?
A day of Wii, board games and movies with my 7yo bro, sisters and fam. Today was a good day.
Gate check (free) is totally the new baggage check ($30).
is off to the airport and headed back to the Heartland ‘till Tuesday.
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Last day of work for 2009. Mwa ha ha.
Hi Parker Posey ordering a dosa next to me. I have to admit I recognized the voice before I even saw you.
New female employee in office. Cute: boys leave seat down. Not cute: watching them fight/fawn over her tech support & office needs.
Weekend recap: I’m a lazy basterd. Homemade cookies rock. Pirate Radio is fantastic. Invictus, not so much.
Drunk male Santa to drunk female Santa: “I’m not gay, I swear!”
got to meet the Improv Everywhere guy this morning; is glad it’s Friday.
Is on the hunt for all-purple Xmas tree lights. Anyone spot them anywhere in NYC?
Thursday Night + Zipcar + Ikea + Queens for Xmas Tree + Target = Exhausted.
NY Senate to all, “We love marriage — uh, no homo.” Fuck off.
Boy, it’s a full moon tonight. (no homo)
I actually just heard someone say, “Thanks for walkin me — no homo” and mean it w/out irony.
