m@: überesque vägaries.

Aug 10

Jul 26

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Jul 22

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Jul 18

Want to shriek a little bit? Just click this link and see what happens.
For an industry that’s already hemorrhaging customers, how can you possibly expect them to spend time with your brand when you subject them to a total assault of their senses before the page even finishes loading?
Before I could snap this screenshot, I had already closed the survey screen takeover, which in turn generated the popup, which covered up the glowing ad in the left-hand corner. We’re not even going to talk about the freakish footer layover (the screenshot doesn’t quite do justice to that throbbing, blinking and distracting menagerie).
Call me crazy, but I’m counting three banner ads, two micro-ads to subscribe to EW (a bit duplicative), and even two G+ chiclets, which are never good for your pageload time. It takes me three clicks just so I can read the content on the page.
Why?

Want to shriek a little bit? Just click this link and see what happens.

For an industry that’s already hemorrhaging customers, how can you possibly expect them to spend time with your brand when you subject them to a total assault of their senses before the page even finishes loading?

Before I could snap this screenshot, I had already closed the survey screen takeover, which in turn generated the popup, which covered up the glowing ad in the left-hand corner. We’re not even going to talk about the freakish footer layover (the screenshot doesn’t quite do justice to that throbbing, blinking and distracting menagerie).

Call me crazy, but I’m counting three banner ads, two micro-ads to subscribe to EW (a bit duplicative), and even two G+ chiclets, which are never good for your pageload time. It takes me three clicks just so I can read the content on the page.

Why?

Jul 17

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Jul 16

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Jul 08

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Jul 06

The Güg. (Taken with Instagram at Guggenheim Museum)

The Güg. (Taken with Instagram at Guggenheim Museum)

Jul 05

The tomatoes are now taller than we are. (Taken with Instagram)

The tomatoes are now taller than we are. (Taken with Instagram)

Jun 28

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Jun 20

Summer CSA #2 spoils. Includes Kolhrabi, which I’ve never heard of & looks like a Harry Potter garden creature.

Summer CSA #2 spoils. Includes Kolhrabi, which I’ve never heard of & looks like a Harry Potter garden creature.

Jun 19

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Jun 10

Finally have all the major planters completed for balcony garden. Join me for a beer in it sometime!

Finally have all the major planters completed for balcony garden. Join me for a beer in it sometime!

Jun 06

The first spoils of our summer CSA! Gorgeous. (Taken with instagram)

The first spoils of our summer CSA! Gorgeous. (Taken with instagram)

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